me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
(via teenscoolest)
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
(via confirmance)
me, hurling rocks into the sea from the cliffside: the impermanence of man is a fact we seek to ignore at all costs
bf: babe come over
me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: are any of us really, truly….home?
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Why’re subcultures so lame today. Asexual this. Fandom that. In the 60s you read lord of the rings and took drugs until you died
(via bl-ossomed)
i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck
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"March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence."- John Green (via scamanders)
in 2018, we’re oppressing woody allen, every celebrity who’s worked with woody allen and every pretentious fuck who watches woody allen movies
some fuckers: lol a woman president would be bad what if she was EMOTIONAL and had access to THE NUCLEAR BUTTON
our male president: my nuclear button is bigger than everyone elses and id love to push it!!!!